curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going
how the hell do you burn ramen
You have mail!
girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes
MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.
SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED
Now that’s what I call determination
One Footed Noseslide